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$mephistopheles

[pompoused]

hey hunky

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[ Yep, no idea who this is. ]

hi ;)

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are you ready for round two?! because i can't stop thinking about you.

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[ Oh. Ooooh. Nice. ]

Of course you can't.

Round 2's pretty rare for me, baby.

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wow, i can't believe you.

[ he's crushed. probably moping in a corner by himself. ]

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[ Aw, is he not going to play? Come back Lucio! ]

That wasn't a no, it was a make it interesting.

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[ he has literally texted everyone in svelte with nearly nonexistent success, he's had a hard night ok give him a break artemis! ]

OH I GET IT

i'd like to take you to a movie, but they won't let me bring my own snack...

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[ Luckily he's stumbled on easy-mode now, though... huh. ]

Are we doing pickup lines? Is that what this is?

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is that what you want it to be? because i wouldn't mind it.

are you tired? because you've been running through my mind all night.

[ yeah, he's not very good at this but if it passes the time then why not?! ]

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I thought it was a booty call but sure why not.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

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i mean, it is a booty call, though...

[ god why don't you understand ]

i've got the ship and you've got the harbor. why don't we tie up for the night?

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I'm more of a visual kind of guy. How about you show me your ship and I'll show you mine?

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oh i'm totally into that.

this thing can make paintings right... i don't know how to make it do the thing.

[ he'd send you a dick pic if he had any clue how. ]

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Little picture that looks like a rectangle with a circle in it.

[ Artemis is a helper. He helps! He's also sending over a shot of his abs and his leggings pulled down low, but not quite low enough to count. ]

see? easy. like me.

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[ easy. yeah.... lucio accidentally sends a couple of blurry as fuck pictures of what's probably a wall or a mirror or... something else that isn't him.

then he's completely distracted by the eye candy arriving in his inbox. he spends a really long minute staring at it, biting his lower lip about it. unf. ]

wait i don't get it. it's not making me beautiful.

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[ Oh! a project!!! ]

It takes practice, and you've got to have a good eye for it. Want me to teach you?

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yes please, will you take a hands-on approach to teaching me your ways?

[ oh myyyyy ]

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Of course.

Wasn't planning to work for free.

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good. how soon can we get started?

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You free now?

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i absolutely am

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Your roommate home?

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she ran away and left the room to me so that's not a problem.

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yes. where's your room?

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proxy hotel #307

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Be there in a bit. I have to pick up a few things.